The Three Little Pigs (Remix)

Once upon a time, there were three pigs. Their names were Liam, CrazyHead and Bill.
They worked as letter carriers in Crazyville, Florida.
One day, they did a very bad job. Their boss, Mr. Carter, fired them. They lost their house, so they decided to camp out in the woods in a tent.
Ten miles from their camp, they found a cave. In the cave was a wolf. The next day, the wolf came to eat them, and they all ran and screamed.
The pigs called the police on their cell phones, and the police came and arrested the wolf.
And then, they lived happily ever after.
The end.

- a story by Liam Ackerbauer